I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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