DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
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I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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