You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
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i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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