Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I'm having to shit out rocks
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