Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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