never play flip cup with pint glasses
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'd cum for enchiladas.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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