I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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