Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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