You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
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Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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