I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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