Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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