I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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