Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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