Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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