so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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