he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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