it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
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