I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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