what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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