Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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