Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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