He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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