She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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