I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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