I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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