3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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