You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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