Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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