normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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