I want to walk on stilts...naked
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
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he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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