i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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