Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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