He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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