We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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This gyro tastes like lonliness
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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