So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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