He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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