dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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