i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
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