No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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