quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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