So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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