I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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