Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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