Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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