Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Buhtt sex?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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