No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
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I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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