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Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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