Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
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It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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