don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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