its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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