nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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