Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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