I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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