is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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