i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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