Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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