We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
wakey wakey hands off snakey
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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